Weekend Update: Vaccine Fraud and Mars Rover - SNL

Chen's Israel joke is blatantly false. All Israelis--Jewish, Arab, Filipino, whatever--are entitled to the vaccine. The PA/Gaza are not part of Israel and have their own vaccine agreement. It's that simple.

SNL should not apologize for the Israel vaccine joke. It's the truth.

Anti-semite joke, anti-catholic joke, SNL is still a joke, no wonder nobody watches. Sad.

I miss alec baldwin already 😩

Colins white boy, he’s got no jokes, yet they put that fake laughter in the background, cmon dude, it does t matter if your white, come up with at least good material

“The Jewish half” is soo true yet sooo sad 😔

My brother has a heart failure and till now he has not been vaccinated because he is a Palestinian. I am not antisemite and this is how this Israeli government is acting towards the other half of the population, discrimination and racism.

When does it get funny?

wow so funny, colin too bad your wife is Jewish. I bet scarlett johansen didn't appreciate the joke about Israel.

Dumb and dumber. Which one is which, you decide.

SNL is loosing their marbles. A bunch of racist anti-Semitic thugs.

the only person ted cruz is a simp for is Donald Trump and the manifestation of his own personal gain

Someone tell me what the F*ck was funny about any of this crap? SNL isn't funny anymore. It hasn't been in decades. Anyone who laughs at this bilge needs their head examined.

SNL didn’t have to choose a side in the 80’s or 90’s because you were still allowed to have an opinion . The minute they throw some truth out there a college kid with no bills has a problem with it .

Oh well. Truth hurts. Yeah I said it. Thanky Michael💕

@0:54😂😂😂

People need to take a joke everyone now is always so serious and PC it's a Joke

Talk about self-entitlement! Over-privilege! I'm going to bet those "grandmothers" were not Black. Because WE don't look like grandmothers even when we are. You wouldn't believe my granddaughter is almost 22!😂😂

The gospel by which we're SAVED. 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 (KJV)(1) Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the GOSPEL (good news) which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; (2) By which also ye are SAVED, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain (self). (3) For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that CHRIST DIED for our SINS according to the scriptures; (4) And that he was BURIED, and that he ROSE AGAIN the THIRD DAY according to the scriptures. READ, UNDERSTAND, BELIEVE (from the heart by FAITH) and be SAVED

Where can I find The Bernstien bears kill Osama bin Ladin is hat next to wheres osama where at the end a troop of marines find him

Gen z needs to not be such over sensitive pussies

Interesting to use the black guy for the j tribe joke.

Berenstein or Berenstain??

Israel joke :)) sad but true and funny

I am from Russia and a lot of people here are avoiding getting the vaccine while you are committing frauds to get one :D

What if SNL just tried to be funny?

Have a laugh people Don’t take it to heart We gotta stop being so thinned skinned

I'm old enough to remember when SNL was actually funny,...

Is it me or did SNL get slot better since they haven't been so focused on politics?

No, don't apply that term to Cruz. First because it enables that jackass to keep on passing off the blame to his wife and kids,instead of being held personally accountable. Second, because it is and was a kink term that has been repurposed into a slur by exploitative and emotionally damaged con men who charge lonely men money to "teach" them how to became a He-man. The whole thing is crap, and not helping anyone.

The Israel joke is just a fact, so not so funny, just an observation.

no one is free until everyone is free! f r e e p a l e s t i n e

"Florida man, Florida man, must be something in the air, water or sand."

Simp is literally from the beginning of covid they are BEHIND

Catholic Church: "No touching", definitely needs to become a rule.

SNL should not apologize for the Israel vaccine joke. It's the truth.

che is dope! ✊✊✊

Just imagine if they made a joke saying America vaccinated Half of its population just the white or black half, It would be fucking racist, To be racist Or anti-Semitic in a joke Or under ones breath, doesn’t make it any better. It is sick and we need to move past this kind of dividing sh!t

Are they still trying to pass "Berenstain" as "Berenstein"??? You can give it up, you not gonna fool me!! It doesn't even look right as "Berenstain"!

Had to come here after hearing about the Israel joke backlash. That joke is funny. Comedy is an art form that can take the pain in the past and use as a punchline to be in the present. Art is Love. Comedy crosses lines. Just a thing.

That thumbnail looks so wrong 😨😨😨😨😨🍌

Every joke was on point! Great work.

Amazing how the Antisemites and apologists for Islamic Terrorism come out of the woodwork since China Joe Biden seized power in a coup and the TV networks that helped him do so put out this filth on its TV shows.

Did SNL learn NOTHING from the dailyshow? Quit hiring these boring token hosts

That black dude might have the worst comedic delivery I've ever heard.

israel joke is fact not joke is the sad thing

The Isreal joke had me hahaha, but so sad that the joke is even possible

🤣😂😅

No Palestinian got the Vaccine, Under International Law Isreal is responible for vaccinating Palenstinians!

two things I am cliche about and can’t get enough of in 2021 Bernie memes and sh*tying on Ted Cruz

While it was good, my favorite part was Dunkin' Donuts!

Israel is an apartheid state !

The priests put the palm leaf ashes on the forehead on Ash Wednesday. They are not wiping them off.

As a Floridian I do not claim these people

The Jewish half love it.

Why are people finding this funny?...it's stupid as hell...I guess if your 10 years old it may be funny or maybe 8...

Michael Che speaks 100% FACTS !! Israel IS the modern day version of the old racist apartheid South African government. I feel so sorry for the Palestinians ! BTW there are good Jews in Israel,. Just not many with power to change anything ( right now)

SMH... Obviously the SNL joke writers are desperate to prove that they can be as funny as I am... Unfortunately... The burden of responsibility you have writing jokes for network television obviously diminishes your potential of EVER being as genius and controversial as me... So now herein lies the peril you have constructed in an attempt to have a bit of petty recognition... That is why your Jew joke is hilarious... Not because of the joke... But because of the obvious aftermath of the outcry... Bwahaha it would have been easier to extend an invitation for my audience, but instead, your selfish envy and ambition to razz me has put yourself in an disadvantageous position... Not to worry I will accept your apology when the time comes and you grovel at my feet with the biggest offer ever... Cheers... I won't let you lose...

Is it Berenstein Bears???

I don't watch SNL these days. But that was funny. Everyone is fucking offended anymore.

If SNL fires Michael Che for his great jokes, I WILL NO LONGER WATCH SNL!

snl = antisemites. Blessings from an european zionist christian.

Love that Israel joke. - a Jew who’s been to Israel.

Michael Che, tell me you’re antiemetic without actually telling me you’re antiemetic

Israel population is a mix! 1 out of 4 is Muslim! There is no vaccination only for certain people there will be uprising. Check your "facts" SNL

MICHAEL CHE SPREADS CONSPIRACY THEORIES !!!

The writing team earned thier lunch on this one. Great job, donuts & raises for everyone! Please don't let these staff quit and start writing terrible movies.

Bruh SNL just hearing the word simp??

Spotify: Jimmi Stone

I guess simp is a good deterrent to teach boys to be nice to girls. Good job world another step back

The joke about Israel was absolutely hilarious, but not as good as the one about catholic priests 😂

That Apartheid Israel joke is great. Don't think peopel really understoond it though.

BRRUHH

Like this update segment

If anything comes from this dumpster fire of a pandemic, I would not be upset with a no-touching rule. Not just in Catholicism but everywhere at all times from now on.

Michael Che, you guessed wrong, dude! [1:37]

Israel is giving vaccines to Czech Republic and not to Palestinians. So all the grief Mr Che got for that stellar vaccine joke is crap. NYT on Feb 23.

"The Bear Stein bears kill Osama bin laden" 😂😂

I love weekend update, it's the best part of the weekend.

Don't apologize for your joke Mike... Anyone who's offended is in denial.

Brought to you by the SNL Antisemitic sh#tholes

SNL has picked up their game recently.

35 year old Gma's... Love FL

No jokes about jews, its antisemitism . But anything and everything else is freedom of speech.

"Da, da, da-duh-da, da, da, da, da.....Controversy!"

That Che joke ab the vaccine in Israel was so money lol

#bds

#FREEPALESTINE

The only thing uglier than Michael Che on the outside is Michael Che on the inside.

As a child in the 70's SNL would air at 1am and it took everything for me to stay awake to watch it . Still doing its thing !!!! 💖🙏😁

Israel is almost 80 percent Jewish. They ARE vaccinating the Gazans (no one else is). And most of you are anti Israel/antisemitic f***ing pricks.

Are you people serious? The joke about Israel was just ignorant and straight up anti Semitic. Yes cuz Israel is made up of only Jews and Arabs. NO that’s wrong. Israel is made up of literally all religions. There’s no “Jewish half.”

SNL has been punching down recently. Can't say I'm impressed.

As a woman alone on Valentine's Day, I spit out my drink laughing at that joke!

That's 2021 for you. Kim divorced Kanye before Ivanka divorces Donald... We can just never guess what's gonna happen these days...

Michael Ches joke wasn’t anti Semitic, it’s fucking reality.

i want that book doh

1:37 Anti-semitic much?

Yeah I don’t really like the Jonas Brothers opinion on

Its a comedy show, and people still getting triggered gtfoh