i broke my foot...

JonTron was warning us about this - THE FATAL HALF INCH

If it hurt that bad Mark wanted pain meds then he wasn't honest with a 5 or 6 GOTTA TELL THE TRUTH MARKEMOOO

I broke my foot when I was about 14 , the weirdest part was the bruise would be there on day , the next day it would be gone , then come right back. We had to take pitcure to prove it was happening because they thought we was crazy 😂

I love how much he milked out the story and dragged it out

1:38 ANNUS-TLY?? 🤔 😏

When he said, "now I know how tyler felt using crutxhes." I felt that, for the fact that I broke both my ankle and leg, two different times, different legs. I had to us crutches as well

At this point he should just stay in bed so he doesn’t hurt himself lol

Is it just me or i have never ever broke a bone in my whole entire life,..

I’m a klutz and accident prone with hyper mobility, so many dislocations, but damn boy 😰 so many broken things. I understand the being able to hear things breaking, well dislocating for me. Hope the healing process goes smoothly (looked up Jones Fracture)

ur gettin old mark

I thought this was an actual game. That thumbnail did not match what i believed

ok so butterflies are called butterflies because they flutter by.. hm, ok thank you for this knowledge

I just popped in to see how markimoo was doing. Wtf mark XD

I broke the same bone on the opposite foot. Forklift backed into me 😂

To mark...im hope u do not hurt yourself AGAIN

"oH Oh my foot! The smallest bone in my mid life foot! The agony is unbearable *y'know here's the thing*

how much is this man going to break his bones

Haha nice

Members went brrrrrrr

Fall damage needs to be nerfed just saying it’s really op

500K SUBS!!!!! 🙏♥️♥️

Don't worry Mark im the same way as you

Imagine if he wasn't rich, he'd be in crippling debt by now😂

Man, he can't catch a break

It's okay Mark, I broke some toe bones running and tripping over a door frame once. It was 11 pm at night. I had no reason to be running. You can feel less stupid now.

Love how he said Kevin Durant’s name

3:57 tells me this was pre recorded and aired as live, why idk?

I love how when mark is talking to us (chat) he looks at the actual chat and not the camera😆

I broke the same bone and it’s fucking dumb how it happened. All I did was jump in the air and my foot landed wrong some how even though I barely jumped that high and was fully prepared to land it and then my best friend proceeded to move my foot around which made it swell like a bitch cause she thought it was sprained up until I took my shoe and sock off and the bone was popping out a bit.

A break of any kind definitely hurts, at the end of 2019 I snapped my Fibula and tibia, the latter broke through the skin, and shattered my ankle. I've got plates and screws all through it....I did that falling down 1 stair. Just the one. Landed on it wrong and ouch. I had to set my leg myself cause my bf threw up when he saw the blood and bone xD

1 like = 1 prayer

Long Hair Mark is my new favorite look

Everyone is making fun of him for being a masochist but can we take a moment to appreciate his fabulous fucking hair? 😁 Hope you recover soon, Mark!

mark when he was 11 or 12: compound fractures his arm and resets it himself mark now when he breaks his foot: *existential crisis*

If I could believe wade dislocating his hand playing uno...

You have a tendency of breaking your bones, nose like 47 times, and now ur fuut

Chica secretly wants to kill mark

A g a i n ?

How is he hurting himself more than he did on Unus Annus?

Man u really milked this 😭😭

Oh hi mark

Take it easy and take your time to recover

Wow, a real Glass Joe over here

Mark saying I have felt pain for 18 minutes

Heh "Bubukis".

Thank you to all the kind souls summarizing in the comments, I owe y'all one.

The Fatal Half Inch

also mark: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS

Really mark first the nose then the foot?

Oh nooo. I literally broke the same bone in my foot last year when I broke my ankle (other leg) but I was in a wheelchair for 5 months and it was awful. Feel better soon!

Mark just needs to pull a surgeon simulator and take of his leg and pop on a fresh one

He wanted to see if his body could handle it.

Mark just spit it out we all know it’s your chairs doing what is it 3-1 to mark so mark your up by two points if that makes you better

Plot twist he only stubbed his toe

Get well soon

this man always ends up at the hospital lmfao

I felt the pain when he said that he broke his arm I also broke my right arm when I was younger

Me: mark came off the curb wrong. Mark: I CAME OFF THE CURB WRONG IT WAS HORRIBLE!

Story begins at: 11:02

its like someone just punched me in the foot with a sledgehammer" I realized that some of us have less braincells then others at that moment

You always break something

Oh my god how is it possible to get in trouble sooo easily. R u one of those people who see pain as pleasure😂

Aww I feel bad for you! Hope you feel better! Edit: Actually I broke my foot too but I don't have a cast cause I don't feel pain and it only hurts when I REALLY MOVE it.

I didn't have a Jones fracture but I did break my left foot last summer too, also the fifth metatarsal 😂 not a fun time. Also just as embarrassing a story - I fell down the stairs...at the SECOND LAST STEP, fell onto tile floor, my body landing on top of my foot. All just from slipping off the second last step. Yep. The worst part about it will be not walking for a while, but you got this. Get well soon Mark!

Mark I broke the same place in my foot from tripping over my shoes 😂😂😂

The dislikes are dislikes to the storm drain

Mark... stop hurting urself please... Amy is gonna have to wrap u in bubble wrap...

You Ham. XDDDD Dude, Booboo Kisses abound with your storytelling. Praying that you heal fast, dang that rogue storm-drain! lol

NOT AGAIN

This man must have taken drama class or improv how did he- just wow 😂😂

You lost me at bake sale... What? Like an actual sale of edible baked goods or reference to subscription?

Does buying merch count as a boo boo kiss? It says im Markiplier's hero! 😂 get better pleath

Markiplier, it's fine. I've been watching UNUS ANNUS videos that have been archived. Also, don't delete those channels yet. Give them time on the internet so that way it's easier for me and my friend to look back on the resources so in 2025 to 2026, the next generation is coming. UNUS ANNUS : New Generation. They have 6 years left on the internet. After that, I will delete anyone who reposts UNUS ANNUS and UNUS ANNUS : New Generation content because in by 2026, they'll have a connecting lore.

oh woah i broke my left foot before, the fifth metatarsal :> ( looks like the same area though lol)

Fun fact I fell (My leg was slammed/fell in) a manhole cover cause it wasn't properly secured... It hurt a lot.

“SLEDGEHAMMER FOOT! .... I tripped”

I will never not hear “Annus-ly” whenever Mark says “honestly”

Storm drains are sneaky 😢😭

"A 5 to 6 worth of Tylenol" 😂

11:11 and there is where the story started...

this is way i always fucking drink milk

Oh god it's the return of one foot markiplier

Hope it gets better i got the same problem goodluck

He gets to the story of how at the 10:58 mark. He's graciously pleading for boo boo kisses before that. 😬

OH MY GOD A STORM DRAIN PENNYWISE BROKE HIS FOOT Hes after markiplier 😳😳

At least you didn’t get stuck, some people have done these types of things and gotten their foot stuck and kept going, further increasing the breakage of the bone

Markiplier cant be Markiplier until he brakes his bones

You're better at being a human being than most people are, you're just clumsy 🤣😅

Hahahahaha I broke my same foot in the same place. On a damn trampoline lol

I betcha he was doing that foot twist thing

Explanation starts at 10:59

Mark should eat more 🍎 it keeps the doctors away

"Punched me in the foot with a sledgehammer"

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Mark walks into hospital. Nurse: Oh god, what now? Mark: I broke my tootsie Nurse:Ugh fine somebody wrap his foot up I think there is some crutches in the storage room Mary you've got some tylenol in your purse right? Mary: I used most of em but I got like 4 to 5 left and a sandwich bag. Nurse: alright you should be out of here in 5 minutes or less ,see yea next week.

i just broke my collarbone.....not fun

Me: *gets foot stomped hard on, and also lightly stepped on by horses many times over the years without steel toes boots and never broke* Mark: “Storm drain” Me:”…my feet must be immune to breakage.” (Last line is a joke, dont take it seriously)

I also broke my arm once completely when I was around the same age. And guess what? By failing on a monkey bar! Are there statistics about broken arms and monkey bars? Sadly I needed screws back then to keep both bones together.

Mark you just need to go stream in a padded cell and let amy feed you

MARK THE NEW FNAF GAME IS GONNA COME OUT SOON! THE FNAF KING NEEDS TO GET READY!!!!!